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About three weeks ago I wrote a post titled, Sterilization: Their Last Hope, which talked about a woman who had herself sterilized to save the environment. The way she, and, evidently, others, see it is that every new kid is going to produce a bunch of carbon dioxide throughout their lives so it is better to not have any new kids. According to these eco-crusaders their sterilization is “all for the environment.” But I smelled a rat.

Interestingly, this woman, who has devoted her life to “saving” the planet, goes on a yearly trip with her husband. This year she went to South Africa. But, like any good hypocritical watermelon (environmentalist, if you will), she was able to rationalize this seeming contradiction by claiming that by her not having any children she was still being better then others who decided to be selfish and have children.

Unfortunately for her and her sisters in the watermelon/environmentalist/communist movement, many people are able to look at those women’s decision to sterilize themselves and realize that they are doing what they are doing to maintain a lifestyle that is fun for them. But maybe they still have time to make up for their mistakes; it’s never too late after all.

If it is bad for the world to bring a new child into the world just think about how damaging it is for the world to have all those globe-trotting adults jetting around to exotic locations. If the watermelons really want to save the world there is only one thing they can do: abort themselves.

If you are a true environmentalist you know that you are the reason why the world is in peril. Mankind is destroying the planet and the only thing that can be done to save the planet is for mankind to die. Seriously, if you are an environmentalist you know that mankind will never change. There will always be a large group of people that will live outside of their means and drive big cars and live in big houses. Even if we do eventually find an energy that doesn’t pollute it would be too late to save the planet because the tipping point towards ecological destruction draws close.

Environmentalists everywhere need to unite around the idea of after-term abortions; abortions that happen after birth. It doesn’t even have to be slightly after birth like one bioethicist advocates (what, don’t believe me? Click here.). If you come around to the environmentalist faith, um, movement, when you are in your late teens you can abort yourself then!

Think about it. When environmentalists protest now it is usually a bunch of naked, white people in some lush greenery. It’s not exactly the best press for their movement because, well, I would have to imagine that most watermelons spend their weekends naked in some lush greenery anyways. But if you had 150 watermelons abort themselves on a melting ice cap, well, then you would have a call to action.

It might even start a wave of after-term abortions throughout the world. Watermelons could abort themselves on the bare mountains in Colorado. Or, they could abort themselves around a tree that is going to be cut down in Berkeley. Maybe they could even abort themselves outside of the PM’s residence in Australia as a protest against his government’s backtracking over climate change.

But the real reason why after-term abortions should be allowed is because it would take away at least one Western polluter at a time. Doesn’t sound like a big deal? Well think of it this way: one Westerner has to produce something like 100 times more then the average person in the world. Heck, if you do an after-term abortion on yourself in America it would be like taking 1,000 average polluters off the planet! If enough watermelons had after-term abortions the world just might be saved.

We are running out of time to save the world. Al Gore says we’re about eight years away from reaching the point of no return. In order to save the planet as many of you watermelons as possible need to abort yourselves because you know I’m not going to be changing any time soon. BigT

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