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I thought there were no icebergs left? How could they have hit… ice? This is insane.

Obviously the Bush Administration worked overtime on “Thanks”giving Day (more like a day of mourning for me) to combine all the ice in the West Wing to create this iceberg. What, you don’t believe me?

Every Thanksgiving the president does something big like going to Iraq to lift the spirits of the soldiers fighting an ILLEGAL war against peaceful people. Since those clandestine visits to the scene of the crime don’t correspond enough with a bump in his approval ratings he decided to do something different this Thanksgiving. He and the rest of his staff (not Cheney, the DEVIL would melt the ice) got buckets and buckets of ice and put them together in ten big dump trucks.

Then they took the dump trucks down to Annapolis and filled up the CIA’s Top Secret Ice Machine 100, a nuclear sub retrofitted to haul ice to the Arctic and Antarctica. This sub made record time down to Antarctica’s waters and got into position to sink this ship.

When the ship got in range, in almost perfectly clear waters as you can see by the picture above, it opened up its backside and let the large iceberg go. It was shot right at the boat like a dart and poked a hole in the cruiseliner.

There it is, you heard it here first. The CIA, with some help from our Commander Liar in Chief, obviously sunk this boat. Do you need any more proof?

Fine, here’s the last bit of proof you need. It is a Canadian owned boat flying the Liberian flag. This racist regime that has hijacked the White House can’t stand it that the Canadians would allow some dark-skinned people from Africa fly their flag over what “should” be a white man’s boat. Bush and his cronies need to be impeached IMMEDIATELY!

They obviously did this little stunt to show the world that global warming climate change is a “myth.” I don’t look at the neocon blogs but I’m sure they’re abuzz right now saying that this is a sign sent from “God” himself that “global warming” isn’t happening. The little neocon rats, still groggy from yesterday’s rape of the animal world in celebration of their racist raping of the Native Americans, are furiously typing with their chubby fingers telling their mind numbed morons that “global warming” isn’t a threat.

But you know the truth. Bush and his neo-SS deliberately sunk this boat with an “iceberg” to “prove” to the mindless masses that there is nothing to fear from climate change. Their message is to go on and shop like there is no tomorrow, belch millions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere to go to your materialistic malls, and cut another 1,000 years off the world’s life. They make me SICK!

Now you know the truth, go out and spread it.

This bit of satire brought to you by a still-groggy “neocon” with his chubby fingers. BigT

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